Everybody's Going To Die: Night Black Vinyl with Any T-Shirt

£34.00

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🎧 Includes instant Digital Download

Please note the images are artist renderings, the vinyl colours and effects are estimations only and may vary considerably in the final product. Every coloured vinyl is unique!

Choose your t-shirt here:

Make an astonishing saving!

🎧 Includes instant Digital Download

See individual items for more details.

Please note the images are artist renderings, the vinyl colours and effects are estimations only and may vary considerably in the final product. Every coloured vinyl is unique!

 

We regularly ship worldwide!

This website is the only official source of Church of the Cosmic Skull merchandise, in purchasing here you are directly supporting the Church.

Currently all items ship from the UK once a week.

This is an independent operation run by the artists themselves, we are real humans who care about the things we are sending and the people we are sending them to, please don’t hesitate to contact us with any questions or concerns!

Upon ordering you will receive an order confirmation email, then a shipping notification email when the parcel has shipped. Not all services provide a tracking number, where applicable you will receive a tracking number email at the time of shipping.

The delivery should arrive with you within the specifed transit time, from the date of receiving the shipping notification email. Please see estimated transit times for the different services below.

For orders which include pre-order items the delivery time is often extended considerably, and is based on the items arrival with us. See the pre-order tab below for more information.

If you require your items to be shipped faster or by a certain date, using special delivery, this might possible by contacting us via email before you make your order: contact@cosmicskull.org

Please note shipping times may be affected by the coronavirus pandemic, we thank you for your patience and equanimity.

We now offer a range of shipping methods which will be selectable depending on your location and the total value of your parcel. Multiple items are shipped in one package, with the shipping automatically calculated to reduce costs to you. Basically the more items you order, the more you save on shipping costs.

Although instances of loss and damage are very rare, rest assured all shipping methods are fully insured to the value of the parcel contents.

Due to the recent (massive) price hikes for Royal Mail shipping to the US, we have found an alternative solution with prices that are even better than before the hike. The USPS Smartmail service means we can ship a vinyl record insured and tracked to the US for a very reasonable price, with even further savings for multiple items and bundles. If you don’t see this service available please ensure you have selected your state in the address form. It will also only work when the currency selector at the top of the shop pages is set to USD. Unfortunately this service does not include Alaska, Puerto Rico, Guam, or the US Virgin Islands.

WITH ALL ORDERS: PLEASE USE A SHIPPING ADDRESS WHERE SOMEONE WILL BE PRESENT TO SIGN FOR THE PACKAGE DURING NORMAL DELIVERY HOURS 9am – 5pm!!!

UK

Royal Mail Signed For®

  • Royal Mail First Class Signed For® 2nd Class
  • Please allow up to 14 days for delivery (Usually much quicker)
  • Aim to deliver the next working day after shipping, including Saturdays
  • Insured for packages with a combined value of up to £50 GBP
  • A signature will be required on delivery
  • Please use a shipping address where someone will be present to sign for the package during normal delivery hours, 9am-5pm!

Royal Mail 2nd Class

  • Royal Mail 2nd Class Mail
  • Please allow up to 14 days for delivery (Usually much quicker)
  • Aim to deliver in two to three working days after shipping, including Saturdays
  • Insured for packages with a combined value of under £20 GBP
  • No signature required but if you are ordering larger items which will not fit through your letterbox please use a shipping address where someone will be present to receive the package during normal delivery hours, 9am-5pm!

Other UK Courier

  • Currently / usually this will be Hermes
  • Great prices for larger parcels above £50 value or 2kg weight
  • Transit estimated at 3 days from shipping date
  • Please use a shipping address where someone will be present to sign for the package during normal delivery hours, 9am-5pm!

USA

USPS Smartmail Plus Ground and USPS Smartmail Expedited

  • Fantastic rates for UK to US parcels of all sizes
  • Tracking is available once your parcel reaches the USA.
  • Transit is estimated at 6-8 days from shipping date

Unfortunately this service does not include Alaska, Puerto Rico, Guam, or the US Virgin Islands. For these destinations please see below for ‘Rest of the World’ services.

Rest of the World

Tracked & Signed

  • Royal Mail International Tracked & Signed®
  • Please allow up to 14 days for delivery
  • Insured for packages with a combined value of over £20 GBP
  • Full end-to-end tracking
  • A tracking number is generated and sent to you after the package is sent
  • A signature will be required on delivery
  • Please use a shipping address where someone will be present to sign for the package during normal delivery hours, 9am-5pm!

Signed

  • Royal Mail International Signed®
  • Please allow up to 14 days for delivery
  • Insured for packages with a combined value of over £20 GBP
  • Used where end-to-end tracking is not available
  • A signature will be required on delivery
  • Please use a shipping address where someone will be present to sign for the package during normal delivery hours, 9am-5pm!

Standard

  • Royal Mail International Standard®
  • Please allow up to 14 days for delivery
  • Insured for packages with a combined value of under £20 GBP
  • No signature required but if you are ordering larger items which will not fit through your letterbox please use a shipping address where someone will be present to receive the package during normal delivery hours, 9am-5pm!

WITH ALL ORDERS: PLEASE USE A SHIPPING ADDRESS WHERE SOMEONE WILL BE PRESENT TO SIGN FOR THE PACKAGE DURING NORMAL DELIVERY HOURS 9am – 5pm!!!

T-Shirt Sizes

Centimetres W x L

S = 46 x 71
M = 51 x 74
L = 56 x 77
XL = 61 x 79
2XL = 66 x 83
3XL = 71 x 85

4XL* = 76 x 86
5XL* = 81 x 89

Women’s S** = 40.6 x 64.1 
Women’s M** = 43.2 x 66.7 
Women’s L** = 47 x 69.2 
Women’s XL** = 49.5 x 71.1
Women’s 2XL** = 55.9 x 72.4

T-Shirt Sizes Men’s S-3XL:

  • Gildan Softstyle®
  • Semi-Fitted
  • 153 g/m² 100% Ring Spun Cotton

*T-Shirt Sizes Men’s 4XL-5XL:

  • Gildan® Heavy Cotton™
  • Classic Fit
  • 180 g/m² 100% Cotton

**T-Shirt Women’s Sizes S-2XL

  • Gildan Softstyle
  • Fitted silhouette/side seams
  • 144g/m² 100% Ringspun cotton

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply contact us at contact@cosmicskull.org and we will happily arrange a replacement or refund!

Returns

  • Please return items within 14 days of receiving them.
  • To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it.
  • Your item must be in the original packaging.
  • Your item needs to have the receipt or proof of purchase.

Refunds

  • Once we receive your item, we will inspect it and notify you that we have received your returned item.
  • We will immediately notify you on the status of your refund after inspecting the item.
  • We will issue a full refund on receipt, excluding the original delivery charge.
  • Alternatively, if preferred, we will exchange the item.
  • If your return is approved, we will initiate a refund to your credit card (or original method of payment).
  • You will receive the credit within a certain amount of days, depending on your card issuer’s policies.

Shipping

  • You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item.
  • Original shipping costs on items sent with insured delivery which have been damaged in transit and are accepted by the original postal service as being covered by the insurance are refundable to the amount covered by the insurance.
  • Original shipping costs for damaged items that are not accepted by the insurance / postal company as being covered by the insurance are non refundable.
  • The item is your responsibility until it reaches us.
  • Therefore for your own protection we recommend that you send the parcel using a delivery service that insures you for the value of the goods.

We believe plastic should be reserved for special items that are built to last, such as CDs, cassettes and vinyl – not disposable packaging!

Where possible, all our merchandise is now shipped using 100% recyclable, biodegradable and sustainable, highest-protection-available packing materials, from UK based industry leader ‘Lil Packaging’.

Vinyl: FLP
CD: A-CD mailers
T-Shirts: ‘Lil Bag’ mailers
Bundles: FLP or CLP large mailers

Pre-order items are available to purchase before we have the items for shipping. This is a fantastic way for independent  bands and artists to fund expensive production runs such as vinyl without resorting to kickstarter campaigns or other such programs.

Orders with multiple items ship in one package, so packages which include pre-orders will ship when all of the items are available.

If you would like non-preorder items to ship as soon as possible, please checkout separately.

Please note the estimated time of arrival (eta) on each pre-order before purchasing, and add this to the estimated time of delivery denoted by your chosen shipping method.

For instance if you purchase a pre-order with an eta of 1st June, using Standard International shipping (14 days), you can expect the item to be delivered to you by June 15th. 

Items marked with ‘backorder available’ are out of stock but due to be restocked very soon, usually within 14 days of backorders being made available. 

Please add this to the estimated time of arrival!

This is a good time to order larger sizes of apparel as it is impractical for us to stock high numbers of these items!

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We have set up a sync to our Facebook and Instagram shop pages, but unfortunately some prices are syncing incorrectly, in random currencies and sometimes displaying discounted prices. These are errors we are working to fix, the prices on this site are correct. We thank you for your patience and equanimity!

There are various bundles available on this website which provide astonishing discounts to all visitors!

We also have site wide ongoing discounts for members of the top secret subscription program, which you can find out more about here!

We are a completely independent rock group and spiritual organisation, so your support means everything to us!

If you have any questions please don’t hesitate to contact us via email: contact@cosmicskull.org

Thank You! x x x